ROSE BOWL!!

We're in the ROSE BOWL!! and guess who we're playing? None other than USC. A team with 2 losses to 2 different West Coast/Spread Offenses. I'll give them that D. Dixon is the shit and could run/throw over any defense or mountain, but a Stanford team? Come on! That's like IMSA beating Downer's Grove South in our soccer regional. It really doesn't matter that your first stringers were injured since you have like 40 five star recruits come every year meaning that you have 2 teams that can be made from these ridiculous athletes.

But anyways, our dual threat monster of a quarterback and our beast of a running back will dominate you. Arrellious Benn will come and run past any of your safeties. And J Lehman is going to get some Booty, John David.

So I am happy to say that I am going to this Mecca of college football. I stayed up from Midnight to 10am out in 20 degree weather with wind gusting at 35mph (Eat that Duke fans, Kreafjlskdjflsdyville would fall in those conditions.) Yes, no one knows how to spell their coaches name.